Day 169:

Today is not the day. I am not Jensen Ackles yet.

Will try again tomorrow.

My life goal is to be best friends with you. Just kidding my life goal is to own a unicorn farm but if all else fails you're next on my list.

Ironically, my life goal underneath “become Jensen Ackles” was to be best friends with you.

Day 158:

Today is not the day. I am not Jensen Ackles yet.

Will try again tomorrow.

Day 157:

Today is not the day. I am not Jensen Ackles yet.

Will try again tomorrow.

will a pie suffice?

The sacrifice is good.

No, five dollars for you, sir. Pololo.

Egg sandwich. 

My hugs help people become Jensen Ackles, but rudeness to anons will get you nothing.

Five dollars for you as well.

Can I have a hug.
Anonymous

Five dollars.

I want to become a godlike celebrity, also, but I do not know which one. Any suggestions?

Whichever one calls to you.

Reach for the stars.

Day 156:

Today is not the day. I am not Jensen Ackles yet.

Will try again tomorrow.